563919
05 Apr 14 at 3 am

(Source: eunnieboo, via k00lkat69)

 461221
03 Apr 14 at 4 pm

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(Source: iraffiruse, via d1rty-virgin)

 301353
03 Apr 14 at 4 pm

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

(Source: heathledgers, via d1rty-virgin)

 155514
29 Mar 14 at 11 pm

elfilosofodelbarrio:

sucm:

why he lick me

this makes me laugh so hard its so stupid

(Source: satellitehigh, via fuckyeahloldemort)

elfilosofodelbarrio:

sucm:

why he lick me

this makes me laugh so hard its so stupid
 522276
28 Mar 14 at 5 pm

mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*

(via heykwinny)

 431453
25 Mar 14 at 1 am

ahhitschanel:

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

Awww

(Source: awwww-cute, via zhaiwaahcharles)

ahhitschanel:


This little guy needed a break mid-walk


Awww

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

(via lolsofunny)