"Don’t bring up the past of a person who is trying to improve their future"

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22 Apr 14 at 12 am

Sylvia Plath (via stevenbong)

(Source: citythatistocome, via a-ngelinexo)

"Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand."

 603957
05 Apr 14 at 3 am

(Source: eunnieboo, via k00lkat69)

 466536
03 Apr 14 at 4 pm

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(Source: iraffiruse, via d1rty-virgin)

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03 Apr 14 at 4 pm

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

(Source: heathledgers, via d1rty-virgin)